fonts walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Oi -get out! We don't want your type in here."
peanuts walk into a bar.
One was salted.
jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says, " I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says,
"Pint please and one for the road."
three legged dog walks into a bar in the Old Wild West, slides up to
the bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."